Slut for Calm Dad Hat
Slut for Calm Dad Hat
For the people who are committed to protecting their peace.
The Slut for Calm Hat is a playful badge of honor for anyone who prioritizes slow mornings, deep breaths, healthy boundaries, and a well-regulated nervous system. Equal parts cheeky and self-aware, it's designed for those who know that choosing calm isn't boring—it's a lifestyle.
Crafted from soft pigment-washed cotton twill with an unstructured, low-profile fit, this cap feels like an old favorite from the very first wear. Whether you're heading to a coffee shop, a morning walk, the farmer's market, or simply avoiding unnecessary stress, this hat lets everyone know where your priorities lie.
Because some people chase chaos. You chase calm.
Features
- 100% cotton pigment-washed twill for a soft, lived-in feel
- Unstructured six-panel construction with a relaxed, low-profile fit
- Pre-curved bill for everyday comfort and style
- Elude™ makeup-resistant, moisture-wicking sweatband
- Evolve™ concealed ponytail opening for versatile wear
- Contrasting pattern undervisor and interior details
- Antique brass tri-glide closure for an adjustable fit
Care
Wear often. Protect your peace. Avoid unnecessary drama whenever possible.
For people who treat calm like a personality trait.
Ingredients
Ingredients
L-Theanine, Purified Water, Organic Glycerin, Lactic Acid, Mushroom Extract (For Freshness)
How to use
How to use
Shake bottle gently before use. One-second squeeze (~1/2 tsp) per 8oz drink.
compound
L-theanine is a naturally occurring amino acid found in green tea (like matcha), long associated with a sense of calm and mental clarity. It’s what gives tea its smooth, steady feel—helping you stay relaxed without feeling drowsy. We’ve taken that compound and made it simple: an unflavored liquid you can add to anything.
No pills or powders
just a one-second squeeze
We turned matcha’s most calming compound into a mess-free, travel-friendly ritual.
Balance starts here
What is L-theanine and its benefits?
L-theanine is a naturally occurring amino acid found in tea leaves, especially green tea and matcha. It’s known for promoting calm, focused energy without drowsiness. Many people use it to help balance the effects of caffeine and support mental clarity.
How does mindful work?
Add one short squeeze to coffee, tea, water, smoothies, or any drink. The drops are unflavored, so they blend into your ritual without changing the taste.
What ingredients are in mindful?
L-Theanine, purified water, organic glycerin, lactic acid, and mushroom extract for freshness.